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December 08, 2006

KPI indicator?

Got this via email by Kas..hehe cool

Can we all use this for our KPI Indicator?
Outgoing Personality - Always going out of the office

Great Presentation Skills - Able to bullshit

Good Communication Skills - Spends lots of time on phone

Work Is First Priority - Too ugly to get a date

Active Socially - Drink a lot
Independent Worker - Nobody knows what he/she does

Quick Thinking - Offer plausible excuses
Careful Thinker - Won't make a decision

Uses Logic On Difficult Jobs - Get someone else to do it

Expresses Themselves Well - Speaks English

Meticulous Attention To Detail - A nit picker
Has Leadership Qualities - Is tall or has a louder voice

Exceptionally Good Judgement - Lucky

Keen Sense Of Humour - Knows a lot of dirty jokes

Career Minded - Backstabber

Loyal - Can't get a job anywhere else

Soo..for those who is still on the rat race...which one are you or which one you prefer to be...hehe



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