New Dictionary Definition...

Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other.
Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn: The only time some people ever get to open their mouth.
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Classic: A book which people praise but does not read.
Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Experience: The name people give to their mistakes.
Opportunist: A person who starts taking a bath if he accidentally fall into a river.
Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Father: A banker provided by nature.
Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.
Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills and kills you with his bills.

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