Yesterday I was being a fool on the first day of April..
Nothin to do with the April fool thingy..
Smurfet …yre gonna laugh the loudest of what has happened to me yesterday hehe
I was kinda busy driving around yesterday with a very odd tummy ache and was very very sleepy ( someone gonna grinnnnn at me – ok ok..serves me right, stubborn stubborn, sorryyyy ) . So my last stop was buying groceries at Giant before I pick up Ayska from school. During shopping, I am sooo wanted to pee, but I cannot, as I was with my two little kids, and I won’t leave them with the trolley outside the toilet. So after putting the stuff in the car, I cannot stand anymore. I drove very fast towards the nearest petrol station which is already on the way to the school.
Parked the car right outside the toilet. Brought with me my handphone and the car keys. Locked the kids in…twas just for a while okayyy. Peed. Huuuu legaaa….Flushed….anddddddd the car keys that I was holding on ( I dono whyyyyyyyyyyy I didn’t put it in my pocket ) slipped off my hand and zasssssss right into the toilet bowl.
FOOL! ( I screamed )
And I actuallyyyy put my hands into the PUBLIC TOILET!…with my hair and FACE touching the floor of the PUBLIC TOILET!. The toilet is the type which theres no water in it, a long deep hole down below..no base…so DAMN!!!!..it is now swimming happily into the sea. I went out, panicked..discovered some ewwwwww stuff at my hands and my clothes…yucks yuckie yucks..Damn!!!!!.FILTHY!.Asked the kids to open the door..and of course the alarm started to scream. Called up my other half and my cousin. Just knew there was an alarm switch ( yeah yeah I am the type who knows nuts about cars ) after I asked someone to help me screw off the wire at the battery ( suggested by my other half ) but it makes sense also, as the switch will only be applicable after I put in the ignition key. Call up my mom for help, and I hafta explain the incidents until she understand before asking my dad to come to the rescue while i cleaned up the 'dirt'
Then we went back to my place, throw the filthy clothes..get the spare keys , Picked Ayska ( Of course with clothes on lah , in case yre wondering hehehee ). Went back to the car. My dad tried to screwed back the wire of the battery but the engine wont start. Ok…yeah…NOW WHAT..! Shucks!..and the spare key in the battery is out( eh edit edit..the battery in the spare key..tgk type pun dah terbalik just realized after reading this all over again)..so get the battery changed first ( rm6)…still the engine wont start. Get a mechanic, whom is nearby…fixed it in a sec, twas because some wires are not properly screwed ( rm10 )
Total damage RM16
Need to duplicate my car keys ..which I have not done yet..maybe I should duplicate three or four hehheh.
Came home exhausted!..Hafta manage the kids and the house. Bathe for almost 45 mins. And after that, I felt cold. Oh dhang! now I’m having FLU!..i cant barely move anymore.. Prepare only instant noodles for the kids for dinner. Then I wrapped myself with a thick blanket, striving to watch the tv..but I dozed off. Missed the Desperate Housewives show.
Woke up at arnd 1 am..cari maggi…hungryyyyy. How I wish someone could prepare me some nice food…mmmmm
Slept back arnd 2.30am, till 11 am today…feelin a bit dizzy, body ache..still imagining stuff that was 'crawling' on my hands
Duh!..what a day!
Laugh at me! laugh at me! ;-) and no!..i didn’t take any piccas, just imagine thru the illustration hehe