Hero'in
..still cutting pasting..original write up..hmm..mayb errr..next week..next month..donolah..anxiety attack still striking
WOMEN'S ENGLISH
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?
MEN'S ENGLISH
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay
And finally.....
A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.
For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features.
However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside.
..no offence bebeh
PEACE
13 Comments:
'is it?'
'is it?'
aik dua kali tekan nih..jetlag lagih ka? hehe
it is..
betul la kalau orang kata women are unpredictable kan. dah la apa yang dia cakap tak sama dengan apa yang dia maksudkan.. mood dia pun swing gak... hehehehh..
- a woman too :)
itulah women memerlukan mind reader hehe
and men need translators... hehehe...
hahaaaa...excuses
aiya...so easy to remember..yes no maybe alrite ..just da basics ;-)
ahh men....what can i say????? ;P
cant live with'em and cant live without 'em
wait.. wait... (tgh taking notes..) haha
i can wait fo e vah dude heheee
kah kah kah! i like this post... kelakar...kelakar...
got tht frm facebook bebeh heehee
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