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March 12, 2008

Hero'in

..still cutting pasting..original write up..hmm..mayb errr..next week..next month..donolah..anxiety attack still striking

WOMEN'S ENGLISH

1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?

MEN'S ENGLISH

1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay

And finally.....

A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.
For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features.
However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside.

..no offence bebeh



PEACE

13 Comments:

Blogger muadzlife said...

'is it?'

Thu Mar 13, 12:08:00 am GMT+8  
Blogger muadzlife said...

'is it?'

Thu Mar 13, 12:08:00 am GMT+8  
Blogger neomesuff said...

aik dua kali tekan nih..jetlag lagih ka? hehe

it is..

Thu Mar 13, 12:57:00 am GMT+8  
Blogger Neeza Shahril said...

betul la kalau orang kata women are unpredictable kan. dah la apa yang dia cakap tak sama dengan apa yang dia maksudkan.. mood dia pun swing gak... hehehehh..

- a woman too :)

Thu Mar 13, 02:22:00 am GMT+8  
Blogger neomesuff said...

itulah women memerlukan mind reader hehe

Thu Mar 13, 02:25:00 am GMT+8  
Blogger mad redo1 said...

and men need translators... hehehe...

Thu Mar 13, 02:58:00 am GMT+8  
Blogger neomesuff said...

hahaaaa...excuses

aiya...so easy to remember..yes no maybe alrite ..just da basics ;-)

Thu Mar 13, 01:26:00 pm GMT+8  
Blogger A Z R A said...

ahh men....what can i say????? ;P

Sat Mar 15, 09:17:00 pm GMT+8  
Blogger neomesuff said...

cant live with'em and cant live without 'em

Sun Mar 16, 01:25:00 pm GMT+8  
Blogger bluecrystaldude said...

wait.. wait... (tgh taking notes..) haha

Sun Mar 16, 08:03:00 pm GMT+8  
Blogger neomesuff said...

i can wait fo e vah dude heheee

Sun Mar 16, 08:05:00 pm GMT+8  
Blogger N|i|N said...

kah kah kah! i like this post... kelakar...kelakar...

Tue Mar 18, 10:14:00 pm GMT+8  
Blogger neomesuff said...

got tht frm facebook bebeh heehee

Tue Mar 18, 10:35:00 pm GMT+8  

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