Confuse Part 1

Caller: Hello can i speak to Madam Confuse

Me: Yeah speaking, Who's on the line?

Caller: Good Afternoon Madam, i am calling from a Full-of-surprises Co. Ltd

Me: Oh yeah i know you. What dya have for me?

Caller: We would like to invite you to attend a free course on how to laugh when you are confuse.

Me: Oh ok, when and where is that?

Caller: Its a three days two nights course in Primula Hotel in a place call Besut. Besut is a district in the Malaysian state of Terengganu. It is bordered by the state of Kelantan to the north and the South China Sea to the east. It is the northern gateway to Terengganu. Kampung Raja is the district capital, though Jertih is more developed. Another major town is Kuala Besut. There are other small towns such as Jabi, Apal, and Kampung Raja. Besut is further subdivided into 15 mukims which are Keluang, Kuala Besut, Bukit Puteri, Pengkalan Nangka, Hulu Besut, Jabi, Kerandang, Pelagat, Lubuk Kawah, Pasir Akar, Tembila, Tenang, Kubang Bemban and Bukit Kenak

Me: Huh???!!!

Caller: ..and the course will be on the first week of November which is the eleventh month of the year in the Gregorian Calendar and one of four Gregorian months with the length of 30 days. November retained its name (from the Latin novem meaning "nine") when January and February were added to the Roman calendar.

The birthstone for November is either topaz or citrine and the birthflower is the chrysanthemum

November begins in western tropical astrology with the sun in the sign of Scorpio and ends in the sign of Sagittaurius. Astronomically speaking, the sun actually begins in the constellation of Libra, passes through Scorpius from approximately the 24th through the 29th and ends in the constellation of Ophiuchus, which is the only zodiacal constellation that is not associated with an astrological sign.

November starts on the same day of the week as February in common years, and March every year.

Me: What the...???

Caller: Are you confuse mam?

Me: Hell yeah i am...why dya have to be elaborative in such a way..

Caller: We wanna make sure we call the right candidate for the course.

Me: So am i qualified?...

Caller: Of Course! You didnt laugh!

Me: Errr...errr...okay. How do i go about to attend the course?

Caller: Well, theres a few ways. its either u take the plane to Kuala Terengganu and take a cab to the place, Or you take a bus or you drive...or you can google about it.

Me: Hahahahhahaaaa

Click!

Me: errrr..hellowww..hellowww..damn! i was just about to ask where is Besut again...


Sources: Wikipedia

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