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July 09, 2008

Confuse Part 1

Caller: Hello can i speak to Madam Confuse

Me: Yeah speaking, Who's on the line?

Caller: Good Afternoon Madam, i am calling from a Full-of-surprises Co. Ltd

Me: Oh yeah i know you. What dya have for me?

Caller: We would like to invite you to attend a free course on how to laugh when you are confuse.

Me: Oh ok, when and where is that?

Caller: Its a three days two nights course in Primula Hotel in a place call Besut. Besut is a district in the Malaysian state of Terengganu. It is bordered by the state of Kelantan to the north and the South China Sea to the east. It is the northern gateway to Terengganu. Kampung Raja is the district capital, though Jertih is more developed. Another major town is Kuala Besut. There are other small towns such as Jabi, Apal, and Kampung Raja. Besut is further subdivided into 15 mukims which are Keluang, Kuala Besut, Bukit Puteri, Pengkalan Nangka, Hulu Besut, Jabi, Kerandang, Pelagat, Lubuk Kawah, Pasir Akar, Tembila, Tenang, Kubang Bemban and Bukit Kenak

Me: Huh???!!!

Caller: ..and the course will be on the first week of November which is the eleventh month of the year in the Gregorian Calendar and one of four Gregorian months with the length of 30 days. November retained its name (from the Latin novem meaning "nine") when January and February were added to the Roman calendar.

The birthstone for November is either topaz or citrine and the birthflower is the chrysanthemum

November begins in western tropical astrology with the sun in the sign of Scorpio and ends in the sign of Sagittaurius. Astronomically speaking, the sun actually begins in the constellation of Libra, passes through Scorpius from approximately the 24th through the 29th and ends in the constellation of Ophiuchus, which is the only zodiacal constellation that is not associated with an astrological sign.

November starts on the same day of the week as February in common years, and March every year.

Me: What the...???

Caller: Are you confuse mam?

Me: Hell yeah i am...why dya have to be elaborative in such a way..

Caller: We wanna make sure we call the right candidate for the course.

Me: So am i qualified?...

Caller: Of Course! You didnt laugh!

Me: Errr...errr...okay. How do i go about to attend the course?

Caller: Well, theres a few ways. its either u take the plane to Kuala Terengganu and take a cab to the place, Or you take a bus or you drive...or you can google about it.

Me: Hahahahhahaaaa


Me: errrr..hellowww..hellowww..damn! i was just about to ask where is Besut again...

Sources: Wikipedia



Anonymous Anonymous said...

now im confused....muarrghahahahaahahahaha!!!!!

Wed Jul 09, 11:02:00 pm GMT+8  
Blogger neomesuff said...

you should be hehehheeeee

Wed Jul 09, 11:06:00 pm GMT+8  
Blogger Ummi said...

i'm missing something ka??

*kompiuz, kompiuz*

Thu Jul 10, 09:39:00 am GMT+8  
Blogger neomesuff said...

hehee..some things i write indirectly..bottomline this is my confusion mode entry hehe..

Thu Jul 10, 09:45:00 am GMT+8  
Blogger bluecrystaldude said...

Hahaha.. So lawak. I even click what Gregorian Calender means. Hehe

Sat Jul 12, 12:22:00 am GMT+8  
Blogger neomesuff said...

hehe..i think i hafta click there too..dono what the toot is that even heheee

Sat Jul 12, 12:31:00 am GMT+8  
Blogger muadzlife said...

yea yea..suka lah aku konpius nihs

Sat Jul 12, 01:52:00 am GMT+8  
Blogger Lily.Lulu. said...

hahahah !!!
adoi laaa

Sat Jul 12, 02:24:00 am GMT+8  
Blogger neomesuff said...

eylla: takyah attend course sbb suka hehehe

lily: sakit katner? hehe

Sat Jul 12, 11:12:00 am GMT+8  
Blogger rainmaker said...

now i'm confused.
u must stop frm taking too much sugar while partying beb...hahaha

Mon Jul 14, 09:23:00 pm GMT+8  
Blogger neomesuff said...

stop sugar!...brrrr..not good for my health heheheee it is u who makes me laugh too much rain hehe

Tue Jul 15, 01:40:00 am GMT+8  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

haha thats funny!

Wed Jul 16, 09:20:00 pm GMT+8  
Blogger neomesuff said...

Thanks ted! ;-) is it? hehe...wrote it at a spur of a moment..

Wed Jul 16, 09:27:00 pm GMT+8  
Blogger Faisal Admar said...

until now i don't laugh. pls ask him to call me. thanks

Thu Jul 17, 01:28:00 am GMT+8  
Blogger neomesuff said...

your number? ;-P

Thu Jul 17, 12:23:00 pm GMT+8  

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